Chapter two: The Greastest Punchline.

Chapter Two:

Millhouse shifted uncomfortably in his buick's leather seat. He had just gotten it back from the shop and the smell of a clean crisp car still awaited him inside. He checked his profile in the rear view mirror.He paid particular attention to his mouth and nostrils . He had a quite rich and thick mustache. Neatly groomed and tripped to a sharp point at each end. He placed his matching leather briefcase in the sit next to him. He propped it open to a small 4x5 mirror and little velveteen sachet. He opened it delicately and pulled out a razor and a little tin case Millhouse turned on the car and and let it stall as he turned up the volume on his favorite am station . "love Roller coaster " came blaring back at him . He opened the little case tin and dashed a dime sized amount of cocaine on to his mirror. He cut the miniature pile into two lines and from his pouch he had a cigarette holder he used for a straw. It was black ebony and about 3 inches long. As soon as he finished the first line . His calm atmosphere was broken by a middle-aged white woman now carrying the suitcase in her lap .
" Aaaggghhh... Shit..."
" Hello Maggot ...almost forgot about your baby." The woman sang hauntingly. She had harsh skin that seemed to hang off her bone . Simultaneously she had a a gross under bite and in certain light a pronounced overbite. From her clawed hands she held a cigarette their was slight yellowing around her tips. An Indication to how much nicotine she consumed.
She wore tattered jeans. With a large dysheeki around her neck she hung two amulets one with a eyeball in the middle of triangle and a nine pointed star with phosophoros in greek engraved in the back. Tar hung around each gumline and tooth. Her hair was a thinning stringy dirty blonde, her eyes were dark as hematite and hung heavily in between the slights. Her nails were brittle and brown and her ruddy tan skin looked to have a touch of juandice and vitiligio especially around her mouth. To most sane relatively decent human beings this is what she looked like.
However to Millhouse and those just like him she had creamy white skin with out a blemish upon it. Long , lush , curly blonde hair . Long dark -red nails with lipstick to match . She had large round breasts and a small waist with crisp jean flares and a black tank top . She had a small frame and look as if she could not weigh no more than 115 lbs. So thin her ribs were visible in plain daylight , with sharp nails that curved to a point. If Millhouse had to have sex with a women it would be this one and no one else.
" So you want me to suck your dick ?" The glamorous creature asked Millhouse.
" No , not at all is there anything you wanted me to do for you ?" he replied.