" So no?...... yes ? YOU ..dont speak a word of english ?!" I looked at him blankly. I had always hated the man , he's just not that funny and his views on women ....BLAH!!!! People began snickering and Al began looking all around. Penn was slightly pissed and poked Al in the shoulder.Like a well trained monkey he shot up and moved instantaneously behind the larger juggernaut.
" Yo.. Cowboy you got a lighter?" I called out to Penn. He stopped and slowly approached me with his sidekick leading and then sitting down. Al looked glossy eyed and crossed his legs he looked all around him and wondered what had changed the mood suddenly . You could hear a pin drop. He lite my cigarette , with a kind of pain in his face that seemed to express "you fucken bitch.." . The crowds around us began speaking, some of the porn-stars began having a fuss. Penn seemed anxious and slightly bewildered, he could tell it was slowly breaking apart. He couldn't keep his face straight .
So Al began talking . " You know we have a plan." He was giddy and keep nodding at me what he wanted to indicate I have no rational idea. Penn was spazing a bit and left me with wierd Al .
"Okay ..what about it ..why are you bringing this to me ."
" Do you ..have alot of friends ??"
" Mhmmm" I portrayed happily.
" any of them have prosthetic legs ." Penn made his rounds and gave him a slight nod to indicate that I indeed was the one.
" Well...yeah .." I lied.
What they didnt know , was that I heard the story of the one-legged stripper from Iggy Pop when I was younger , he loved fucking Axel . And to this day I hate to say that I got a heavy dosage of him more than my own biological father. And I heard the whole story when I was about 11 . I was fighting off a blood infection caused from the chemo .
" Monique are you hot .."
" No I know I have a fever , but I am fucking freezing!!"
" Monique do you think you can pay attention long enough for me to tell you a story?"
" Does Mommy know about it ?"
"Yes... B-Baby in.... parts."
From there it was explained that there would be this woman. And a group of men that Swaney knew because of my grandma ( Purple Nana) and they ( and their own "kids") would set up pranks as bets and the government would get involved so if all these horrible things didnt kill her slowly , it would eventually make her go nuts.
" Why do men like doing horrible things to women."
" Honey women are involved."
As Al went on rambling about her legs ...blah blah at that, I remembered this, something called me to look to the left . I saw Greg ( Dave Grohl) begging on his knees .
"Please katie , just dont stop fucking me...you know Walking after You reminds me of you too."
" Well ..Dave if you have to rape baby then of course ..I will always fuck you ...unless your not the only one who wants to rape baby" Katie Morgan replied.
"Well sophia would do you think." Al asked me.
" What do I think..or what Sophia thinks..look if youre looking for loop-holes in your plan then you should of brought it to Autumn.. She knows how to destroy things."
" But Monica...that is your name.... we want to know what you think ." Penn budded in with much frustration
" Its a little audacious to believe you can control everything."
" Well we have the perfect ..." Penn was motioning for this guy Joe to come over to me . He had tried hitting on me when I was at the bar prior to sitting down. I blew this guy off because he was kicked out of the New York, New York casino two days before. I knew enough from my "Adoptive" father to know the only reason some one gets kicked out... is for trying to swindle the casino.
" this is Mesina, " Penn got up to make way for me to be introduced. The man leaned forward putting out his hand " Jodie Mesina." I shot up utterly insulted and sized him up and down.
" You mean the card counter ?!"
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